Sid and Nancy, as Furniture

 

"Have I fallen over? I feel all funny and sideways. And I think I am vomiting stuffing."
"Shut up you silly bint of a chair."
Spotted in an alley in downtown Daegu. Thanks Susan!

Waiting for the pink lights to turn on

 

I admit I only took this picture for the background, and because just down that alley is where the hookers work.

Needed: 4 strong men

 

I want this TV. I could give it a good home. I just need 4 strong men to help me realize my dream.


UPDATE: I don't want it anymore.

Wait all you want

 

I've lived here a year and I've never seen that outhouse unlocked. Sorry Chair, you might as well use the side of the stupid thing like all the drunk men do.

Korea Loves Cuckoos

 

Except for this one. No one loves this one.

Wanna Sit on My Lap?

 

Sinister chairs live in Sasang, Busan.
Thanks Marie!

Oh, Chair!

 

 

$5 BJs in the alley? Really?

Bumbum Bumba Bumbumbumbum

 

Movin' right along,
Do I see signs of men?
Yeah, "welcome" on the same post that says "come back again."
Moving right along, nice town!
Footloose and fancy-free,
You're ready for the big time...
Is it ready for me?

The Ministry of Love Approves

 

The proletariat are made to stack themselves, in style of Gitmo detainees, by Big Brother Chair.

 

Their efforts are doubleplusgood.

 

And now for the two minutes hate.

Hey kid, wanna buy some furniture polish?

 

Shifty chairs hang out in the alleys of downtown Pohang.

Mr. Tumnus not included

 

Pohang

Waiting for the bus

 

Bus benches are so last season. Spotted at Dongbuk bus terminal in Dague.

UPDATE: I was there again last week and the couch is still there.

Black Out Korea: Chair Edition

 

Too much fun last night, Chair? It's alright, I know the feeling. Spotted in Hongdae district of Seoul.

Ground Control to Major Chair

 

Has chair built some sort of rocket device? Pohang

"I wonder if I can get this home"

 

Vagabond couch, rides the rails from town to town. Found somewhere between the galbi place with the cheesy bananas and Grazis in Gyeongju.

Chair's walk of shame

 

It is a sight all too common now. Chair gets gussied up, chair gets drunk, chair ends up face down in a pile of trash. Have some self respect chair! Pohang

Fuggedaboudit

 

Shifty cabinets like to hang out at Brooklyn parks.

One day you're in...

 

Homeless furniture is a serious problem in Manhattan. Found near Bryant Park.

Park Street Blues

 

Get some new upholstery and we will talk about giving you back your job. Spotted in Alameda by Alison.

Cletus Couch

 

Hey couch, where's your PBR and shotgun? Spotted across from a bus stop on the way to Bokyungsa.

I ain't got no legs

 

Office Chair is never going to turn his luck around, just sitting around on curbs. Spotted by Jack in Chung Hyo Dong, Gyeongju.

Bondage Chair

 

Even a leash can't keep chair from playing in the street. In Kyungsan, Busan.

When's the bar gunna open?

 

Chairy Chair and the Funky Bunch, seen outside "Loss Time" in Pohang.